carryonthefamilybusiness:

          “No, but I wasn’t looking.” 

     Still save the both of them this awkward situation,
he turned and started looking around before finally
finding it. Dean tossed it in Bruce’s direction. 

          “So I take it this happens a
           lot? Too much tequila?”

“Yeah, none at all. I don’t drink.”

Catching the dufflebag, he pulls the zipper down and rifles through it until he finds the extra pair of pants he was looking for.

“Thanks, by the way.”

carryonthefamilybusiness:

          “Mind covering up then? Cause I’m pretty
           sure I’m seeing the whole package if you
           know what I mean.”

“Right, right, sorry about that. You uhh.. didn’t happen to notice a worn out looking duffle bag anywhere nearby did you? I’m going to need it…”

carryonthefamilybusiness:

          “Dude…. why aren’t you wearing any pants?”

“If I had an answer, I would tell you, but I don’t.”